godless longganisa
Godless Longganisa is a Filipino atheist podcast hosted by Dandan and Angie. It focuses on skepticism, critical thinking, secularism, humanism, and freedom from religion. The hosts discuss religious historical events, examining them with logic, reason, and facts.
Episodes
Dandan's Favorite Influencers
In a sea of influencers fighting for your attention, it feels so refreshing to find those whose work resonates beyond making us laugh or shake our bon-bons. In this episode, Dandan shares his favorite influencers.Special thanks to @MightyMagulang, @ssavaart, and @therealspeechprof for allowing us to use their clips in this video.
Christopher Columbus
Join your godless tito and tita in this journey from brilliant navigation to devastating consequences, and why this part of history still matters -- even to us!
Sunday Service - AI Art
Tito Dandan and Tita Angie chimes in on the wave of AI art that are filling everyone's algorithm right now.
Joanne of Castile
Watch our BPs raise as we take you to the life of Joanne of Castile, known as Juanna De Loca. Was she really mad? Watch and find out!
UFO Religions Part 2
Your godless tito and tita return to talk about popular UFO religions like the "I Am", "Nation of Islam", "Scientology", "Heaven's Gate", and Raelism whose out of this world beliefs go from chuckle-inducing to outright horrible.
Sunday Service - Updates
We were gone for a while -- a long while -- and we're very grateful that you stayed while we recuperate through all that life has handed us. So here's an episode to fill you in on what we've been up to while we were away.
UFO Religions Part 1
Tito Dandan and Tita Angie finally return and this time they are diving down the UFO Religions rabbit hole -- what they are, how they started, and what are the controversies involving these "out of this world" religions... and why they matter
Godless Longganisa on Women's Month
In celebration of Women's Month, we are joined by Liberty, also known as Jhing, from HAPI Alabang to tell us the remarkable life story of resilience and empowerment.
Sunday Service - Influencers
With the rise of influencers popping in and out of social media, your godless tito and tita talk about what has become of these lifestyle, travel, food, and kaldag influencers.
Ghostwatch Revisited (feat. Orson Welles' War of the Worlds)
Your godless tito and tita takes you back to the episode about a TV production in 1994 that reportedly has caused PTSD to people who have watched it live on TV. Which reminds us of a radio show that was reported to have caused people to jump out of buildings after hearing Martians attack a farm in New Jersey.
Sunday Service - Pets
Tito Dandan and Tita Angie share their stories about how they found their pets and how they live now with these endearing furbabies
Cross Dressing Throughout History
Your godless tito and tita travel through time to give you the good, the bad, the ugly, and the beautiful evolution of cross-dressing throughout history.
Sunday Service - In search of Quiboloy
Recorded prior to any news of his arrest, your godless tito and tita react to news about PNP's search for Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, leader of the KOJC wanted for his alleged crimes which include trafficking and abuse.
Mallari
In this gripping episode, we delve into the life of Father Juan Severino Mallari, the Philippines' first and only documented serial killer. Join us as we explore the dark contrasts between his role as a revered clergy member and his chilling descent into a life of crime.
SOGIE & the Olympics
Your godless tito and tita have finally emerged from their hibernation, and they're diving into the juicy stuff! Join them as they tackle everything from pronouns to the latest Olympic drama.
Hermano Pule
Born Apolinario de la Cruz, Hermano Pule shook the 1800s by creating a religious order for native Filipinos after being denied entry due to his race. Join Angie and Dandan to learn his motivations and how he turned the tables and sparked a revolution
Chorizo Productions Presents: Angie
Godless Longganisa joins Chorizo Production in capping off the National Women's Month with an exclusive interview with the one and only Angie, CEO of HAPI and co-host of Godless Longganisa.
S12 Sunday Service 2 - Quibs
Angie and Dandan talk about the socio-political case of the self-proclaimed "Appointed Son of God" Apollo Quiboloy and the charges made by the FBI, landing him in the most wanted list in the US.
S12E02 - Hellfire Club
A biker club? A Satanic Cult? Find out with Angie and Dandan what this "persons of quality" only club is all about.
S12 Sunday Service 1 - Updates + Philippine Secular Summit
We apologize for our long absence but hopefully this marks our return to our regularly scheduled episodes. Angie and Dandan fill you in on what we've been up to including details about the recently concluded Philippine Secular Summit
S12E01 - Santa Muerte
Also known as Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Our Lady of Holy Death, this female deity appears as a skeletal figure, clad in a long robe of any OR many colors, could be the fastest growing new religious movement in the Americas. Join Angie and Dandan as they talk about Santa Muerte.
S11 Sunday Service 5 - Jeleen, Gold, and Pura
Still joined by stand-up artists, Jeleen Cubillas and Gold Dagal, Angie and Dandan talk about their stand-up acts that went viral and Pura Luka Vega, a drag artist that has been the hot spot of polarizing opinion.
#JunkBlasphemyLaws
#DragIsNotACrime
S11E05 - Blasphemy
Stand-up comedians, Jeleen Cubillas and Gold Dagal, join Angie and Dandan as they talk about blasphemy, blasphemy laws, and the people convicted, even sentenced to death around the world in the modern times.
#JunkBlasphemyLaws
#DragIsNotACrime
S11 Sunday Service 4 - Blasphemous Comedy and Hate Farming
Filipino stand-up acts are getting more and more famous especially in social media and the religious are not surprisingly out to get them. Especially now that some acts are being shared online, and the most popular ones are of those materials are those that make fun of the religious. Join Angie and Dandan as they share their opinions on blasphemous comedy and hate content creators.
S11E04 - The Singing Nun
Behind the cheerful song "Dominique" lies the story of corporate greed and betrayal. Join Angie and Dandan as we uncover the life and tragic end of
Jeanne-Paule Marie Deckers also known as The Smiling Nun.
S11 Sunday Service 3 - Exploiting Spirituality
From sounding bowls to overpriced candles, Angie and Dandan recount the many instances where spirituality has been exploited, mainly for money.
S11E03 - Celebrating Women
From women's love for women to goddesses and felines, we discover festivities celebrating women. Join Angie and Dandan talk about the Feasts of Bastet, Shillong, and Sapphos.
S11 Sunday Service 2 - For My Man
What is the worst thing you've done in the name of love? For the person you love? Inspired by the youtube videos For My Man, Angie and Dandan talk about crazy things one has done for love and worse, their man.
S11E02 - The Doctrine of Discovery
Pope Francis was back in the news after saying that the Doctrine of Discovery is not part of the Catholic faith. But what was with this doctrine and what does it mean to the Catholics and moreover, the very Catholic Philippines? Join Angie and Dandan on a path of discovery about this doctrine and why it is important that every Filipinos should know what this is about.
S11 Sunday Service 1 - Atheist Day
Celebrating March 23rd as Atheist Day, your godless Tito and Tita react to Bill Maher's take on the holiday on his HBO show New Rule.
S11E01 - Clarita
The 50's news went abuzz with news of Clarita, who was said to have been possessed by demons. So much so, that it was picked up by an American pastor, but what really happened? Angie and Dandan asks the question as we find out story through notable people surrounding the 17-year-old girl that inspired the 2019 film.
S10 Sunday Service 14 - "Stop using MY God"
Wrapping off the longest longganisa season, Angie and Dandan react to the video where Kentucky Representative Pamela Stevenson speak passionately about SB 150 that specifically attack LGBTQ+ students from keeping a safe space in schools.
S10E12 - The Devil
We've all heard the story of the fallen angel, Lucifer, who stood up against God in rebellion but have you ever wondered if other religions have the same idea as any Judeo-Christian religions have for the devil? Join Dandan and Angie as they wrap up the longest longganisa season with the episode to end the villain season!
S10 Sunday Service 13 - SOGIE Bill and Something Unholy
Your godless tito and tita are airing their dismay over the delay of the passing of the SOGIE Bill in the Senate. While in the topic of Christians Christian-ing, we also talk about the Unholy performance of Grammy winners Sam Smith and Kim Petras.
Should you wish to write to our Senators, here are their email addresses:
Senator Migz Zubiri, Senate President: senmigzzubiri@gmail.com
Senator Lo
S10E11 - The Leper King
Admired by his contemporaries and later historians for his willpower and dedication to the Latin kingdom, Baldwin IV ruled a thriving kingdom and succeeded in protecting his realm from their enemies. And did we mention he did all this in the face of debilitating leprosy? Join Angie and Dandan as we explore the life of the great Leper King.
S10E10 - The Fate of the Essex
The author of the classic Moby Dick, Herman Melville, accounts this tragic event as the inspiration for his novel. However, what that took place after the ship was sunk was only the beginning of the harrowing fate and the eventual cannibalism in the unforgiving Pacific.
S10 Sunday Service 12 - Kupal
Tito Dandan and Tita Angie talk about the viral tweet about The Pinoy Tinder Swindler and smearing cake fiasco to ask the question, "When did it become normal to be rude to people?"
S10 Sunday Service 11 - Where do broken hearts go ba kase?
Many of us have been there - A break-up, falling out, a sudden loss, but very few of us know how to get over it. So paano nga kase, tita Whitney? Join Tito Dandan and Tita Angie as we find our, in our own way, is the best way to heal a broken heart.
S10E09 - Friday the 13th
Are you afraid of Friday the 13th? Ever wondered why a combination of a number and a day of the week are considered extra unlucky? Find out as Angie and Dandan look through history to uncover what made this day a dreaded one.
S10 Sunday Service 10 - CCF Girls and Nocebo
Angie and Dandan react to the viral Tiktok vids made by CCF Main and the 2022 Filipino-Irish movie Nocebo, a psychological-thriller shot in Ireland and in the Philippines. Spoiler Alert!!
S10 Sunday Service 9 - Holiday Rants
In an unprecedented turn of events, Dandan joins Angie in the Sanctuario De Driskell to rant and rave about his trip to Manila. From the Metro Manila holiday traffic, family drama, an unfortunate accident, join us as we express our frustrations and gratitude for this trip.
S10E08 - Thanksgiving
From turkeys to Pilgrims, everyone was taught about or at least can recall the story of Thanksgiving with those in mind. But what exactly happened and when we should be celebrating it is still a subject of debate. Angie and Dandan talk about what really happened and how and when Thanksgiving is celebrated around the world. And oh! Did you know we had Thanksgiving in the Philippines too?
S10 Sunday Service 8 - Goodbye Twitter?
At the possible impending end of another social media giant, your godless tito and tita recount the many social media platforms that have also met their end before the newer generation are old enough to get their own profile pages.
S10E07 - Charles Manson
A madman masquerading as a spiritual leader, musician, and caretaker, Charles Manson had a league of loyal followers who remained with him until the very end. Join Dandan and Angie as they find out the life and psychedelic road that took Manson and his followers to a murderous route.
S10 Sunday Service 7 - Benny and the (Heterosexual Rights) Bill
After hearing the clickbait-y news about the house bill filed by Manila representative Benny Abante Jr, your godless tito and tita tell us to put our torches and pitchforks down and try to go through the controversial Heterosexual Bill, exuding small dick energy and big bible dreams, and find out what it stands for and if it does hold any gravity to pass and enacted into law.
S10E06 - GOMBURZA
It's another trip to Philippine history and this time we're putting the limelight to three Filipino Catholic priests - Mariano Gomez, Jose Burgos, and Jacinto Zamora, who were put to death in 1872 which is one of the events that sparked the revolution in the Philippines. Join Angie and Dandan as we account the events that lead to the execution of the Gomburza.
S10 Sunday Service 6 - Halloween
This week's gospel, your godless Tito and Tita talk about one origin story of Halloween and you'll never guess where it's actually from. So chill, put down your pitchforks and torches, and listen!
S10E05 - Elizabeth Bathory and Delphine Lalaurie - Women with a Taste for Blood: Separating Fact from Fiction
An evil countess with the thirst for blood and a slaveowner with a knack for violence, Elizabeth Bathory and Delphine Lalurie have been the center of many myths and urban legends. But what is the truth behind their story of brutality?
S10 Sunday Service 5 - The Christians Are At It Again! (Joyce Pring and Girl Defined)
Your godless tito and tita react to 2 viral videos from Christians. What happens to a good person, albeit a non-believer, after death? Is drag for children? Tune in to find our reactions to Joyce Pring and Girl Defined.
S10 Sunday Service 4 - Psychics, Tarot Readers, and the Blair Witch
Why do people still insist on believing things that have outrightly been debunked? Join your godless tito and tita as they talk about Psychics, Tarot Cards, and many more!
S10E04 - Madalyn Murray O'Hair: The Most Hated Woman in America
After successfully winning the case in her petition to remove prayers in public schools, Madalyn Murray O'Hair earned infamy throughout the 70s and the 80s. In 1994, she has met an gruesome death in the hands of her captors. Join Dandan and Angie as they find out the life, intrigues and demise of the most hated woman in America.
S10 Sunday Service 3 - Forgetfulness
As your godless tito and tita are aging, we've noticed that we've increasingly been getting these moments of memory gaps.
S10E03 - Pandora and Medusa: Just Blame It On A Woman
Two women in Greek mythology: one who bears a box that brought upon all the evil in the world and the other who bears a petrifying glare. Join us as we take a closer look at the stories of Pandora and Medusa.
S10 Sunday Service 2 - Drag Race PH
Your godless tito and tita talk about their impressions on the first few episodes of the Drag Race PH.
S10E02 - L Ron Hubbard: Where "Fake It Till You Make It" Will Take You
A college dropout turned sci-fi writer, L Ron Hubbard has turned his self-help book Dianetics into a full-blown religion attracting the rich and famous. Join Dandan and Angie as we find out the story behind the founder of the church of Scientology.
S10 Sunday Service 1 - Villains
Angie and Dandan talk about the iconic villains in popular media and what about that we both love and love to hate.
S10E01 - Warren Jeffs: When the Sweet Goes Sour
After taking over the Fundamentalists Latter-Day Saints Church in 2002, Warren Jeffs began a series of unspeakable crime towards the men, women, and children in his church. Join Angie and Dandan as they unfold the story behind the Netflix documentary Keep Sweet.
S09 Sunday Service 17 - The Anti-Ghosting Bill
While waiting for new episodes for our next season, your godless tito and tita sat down to talk about the anti-ghosting bill.
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S09 Sunday Service 16 - Superpowers
Caused by their medical emergencies, Angie and Dandan talk about the superpowers they would want to have and what will they do with them.
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S09E15 - Filipino Superstitions
More than black cats and ladders, Filipinos have developed their own brand of superstitions even before our colonial times. From weddings and funerals, to babies and strangers at the door, join Angie and Dandan to find out the history and science behind these pinoy superstitions!
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S09 Sunday Service 15 - Filipinos, Film, and Social Media
Your godless (and recuperating) tito and tita talk about the reasons why there seems to be a disconnect between the message that films want to deliver compared to how Filipinos understood the message, the mindless use of social media, and how important critical thinking should be promoted to every Filipinos especially at a time like we have now.
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S09 Sunday Service 14 - LGBTQ+ and Religion
We all know what most religious nuts think about LGBTQ+ people but what do we think about those people who build churches and religions to justify their queerness? Find out what drove your godless tito and tita into this rant about queer-friendly churches.
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S09E14 - The Miracle in the Andes
An Uruguayan rugby team set to fly to Santiago, Chile found themselves in an icy wasteland after their plane crashed in the snowy mountains. With dwindling food and no hope of being rescued, the remaining survivors had to make a decision to live: consume human flesh. Join Dandan and Angie as they talk about the events that lead to the Miracle in the Andes.
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S09 Sunday Service 13 - Remembering Stonewall
Wrapping up the Pride month, Angie and Dandan remember the Stonewall Riot and the influence of Paris is Burning.
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S09E13 - The HIV/AIDS Epidemic
We break down stigma by finding out HIV/AIDS is and how it probably started and why it is NOT a gay disease and no longer a death sentence.
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S09 Sunday Service 12 - Asking for Forgiveness
Dandan shares an offense he did to someone and how he was able to resolve this guilt in his head and to the person he did this to.
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S09E12 - Queer Deities
From a Prince of Flowers to inseminated produce, join Angie and Dandan as they go around the world to find out the stories of queer deities from different mythologies.
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S09 Sunday Service 11 - Church Pews
Angie shares the story of what could have been a warm family moment ruined by a priest who asked the congregation for donations, leaving us with a bad taste in our mouth.
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S09E11 - The Shroud of Turin
A piece of cloth that none would have guessed could cause so much stir in history that it involved popes, castles, a fire, and NASA. Join us to uncover the mysteries of the Shroud of Turin and decide for yourself if it really was the burial cloth of Jesus?
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S09 Sunday Service 10 - Childhood Dreams
Angie and Dandan talk about their childhood dreams and how some families impose educational paths and, often, professions to their children.
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S09E10 - Benedetta: The Bride of Jesus
Inspired by the 2021 French biographical psychological drama film, let's dive in to the story of the 17th Century lesbian nun in Renaissance Italy. Join us in this 2-hour special to find out the blessed life and mysteries of Benedetta Carlini.
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S09 Sunday Service 9 - Post Election Banter
Recorded just a week after the elections, in what should've been a casual banter for our main episode, Angie and Dandan casually bumped into a topic that triggered an entire 40-minute discussion about our thoughts, trauma, and tribulation that was caused by the recently concluded Philippine elections.
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S09E09 - Marian Apparitions
From Fatima to Guadalupe, Montana to the Universe, Akita (Evita?) to Agoo, Angie and Dandan talk about famous Marian Apparitions throughout time. Listen now to find out who wins best story and best in presentation.
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S09 Sunday Service 8 - Dear Angie
Triggered by the Netflix Series, Heartstopper, Tito Dandan shares an uncovered repressed teenage kilig story he had in college. Join us as to find out what Tita Angie thinks of this.
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S09E08 - Hillsong: A Megachurch Exposed
A church that started in Hills in Australia later became a megachurch employing their worship team as their brand name, Hillsong became a global movement. Dandan and Angie talk about the history of Hillsong, Brian Houston, Carl Lentz, and how the hell did Justin Bieber get involved in this story?
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S09 Sunday Service 7 - The Transcending Egg
How do you like your eggs? Over easy? Sunny-side up? Hard boiled? Fresh from the shower? Unfertilized? Regardless of how you want it served, Angie and Dandan talk about eggs and the ways it has transcended into our lives.
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S09E07 - Easter
Now that Easter is far from over, Angie and Dandan talk about the practices and traditions on Easter long before the Catholics came and ruin everything for everyone. From hares to witches, to warm binignit and street flailing, join us as we explore the origins of Easter.
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S09E06 - Together At Last: Angie and Dandan Conquer Cebu!
Angie and Dandan record together for the first time and tour around the Queen City of the South! Join us as we share our experience touring around the Cebu City.
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S09 Sunday Service 5 - Waste of Money
From gaming to RGB toilets, Angie and Dandan recount the times they have spent nominal to enormous amounts of money on useless things.
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S09E05 - Weirdest Religious Relics
We're building an entire person with this list of relics of body parts of saints and religious figures in history. From appendages to beverages, join Angie and Dandan as they list down the weirdest religious relics.
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